I WISH THAT I COULD GATHER EVERY SINGLE WEEZER FAN INTO ONE GIANT ROOM ONE DAY SO WE CAN ALL GIVE EACH OTHER HUGS AND SWAP PERSONAL WEEZER STORIES AND PLAY GAMES THAT SOMEHOW INVOLVE WEEZER AND RECEIVE FREE WEEZER ALBUMS AND WATCH WEEZER VIDEOS ON A BIG WALL WHILE EATING WEEZER COOKIES & CUPCAKES AND SCREAM AT EACH OTHER OVER HOW CUTE AND SEXY AND WONDERFUL RIVERS CUOMO IS THEN WEEZER COME IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR AND SURPRISE US WITH THE MOST EPIC WEEZER SHOW EVER AND THEN THEY HUG & KISS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US AT THE END AND GIVE US A WEEZER SOUVENIR SIGNED BY ALL OF THEM AND IT JUST BE THE MOST PERFECT DAY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF PERFECT DAYS FOR THE ALL OF US 

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